Total Medals Earned: 329 (From 33 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,500 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 7/12 (275/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 7/7 (180/180 points)
Find all of the 666 references
Find all of the Skulls
Find all of the other possible references
Find all of the All-Seeing Eyes
Find all of the hidden references!
Play the game between 1st December and 5th January
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Support us, or share this satire of social media on social media.
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/23 (15/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
View the game walkthrough.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 10/12 (230/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Medals Earned: 6/7 (35/85 points)
Pick up some fuel
Pick up a battery
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Medals Earned: 32/33 (1,430/1,530 points)
Lift a Caribbean Reef Shark!
Your very first flight!
Your very first ride!
Lift a Nurse Shark!
Lift a Porbeagle Shark!
Lift a Sandbar Shark!
Lift a Bignose Shark
You got on the cover of Sharks Illustrated!
Lift a Goblin Shark!
Lift a Shortfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Silvertip Shark!
Lift a Blue Shark!
Lift a Lemon Shark!
Lift a Salmon Shark!
Lift a Sand Shark!
Lift a Bigeye Thresher Shark!
Lift a Bluntnose Sixgill Shark!
Lift a Bull Shark!
Lift a Copper Shark
Lift a Dusky Shark!
Lift a Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Pacific Sleeper Shark!
Uncover 6 Crabs in a row!
Lift a Silky Shark!
Lift a Basking Shark!
Lift a Great Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Great White Shark!
Lift a Greenland Shark!
Lift a Longfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Megalodon!
Lift a Tiger Shark!
Lift a Whale Shark!
Finish the game on brutal difficulty!